Todo un laburante…

Si existe alguien en el mundo al que todos tratan como un vago, que no hace más que tomar cerveza y ver 36hs por día de televisión y que conoce todas las groserias del universo (además de saberlas en muchos idiomas) ese es Homero J. Simpson, pero sin embargo, ese gordinflon demasiado conocido para algunos es un gran padre de familia que se esforzó a lo largo de su corta edad en darle siempre lo mejor a sus hijos desempeñandosé en diferentes labores (111 empleos en total), a continuación la interminable lista de “Empleos de Homero”:

Ambulance driver (“Diatribe of a Mad Housewife”)
Activist – Marijuana legalization (“Weekend at Burnsie’s”) and for the preservation of the Springfield Isotopes Baseball Club
Actor (5 times)
In the play Rent II: Condo Fever (“Behind the Laughter”) Non-canon
In a commercial for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (“D’oh-in in the Wind”)
In a commercial for Viagro-gain The topical rub for bald, impotent men (“Barting Over”)
In a commercial for Mr. Plow, his own one-man snow-plow business (“Mr. Plow”)
In a commercial for Springshield (“Papa’s Got a Brand New Badge”)
Agent (3 times)
For Suds McDuff (“Old Yeller Belly”)
Lurleen Lumpkin (“Colonel Homer”)
Lisa and Cameron Aka Johnny Rainbow (“A Star is Torn”)
Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler in the episode “Marge’s Son Poisoning.”
Astronaut for NASA (“Deep Space Homer”)
Attack-dog trainer for the Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School (“I Married Marge”)
Baby Proofer for Wee Care. (“Bye Bye Nerdie”)
Bartender for Moe’s Tavern and Homer’s Hunting Club (“Homer the Moe”)
Bear Hunter after he is attacked by a bear and labeled a coward (“The Fat and the Furriest”)
Blackjack dealer of Monty’s Casino (“$pringfield”)
Bowling alley employee, or “Pin Monkey”, of Barney’s Bowl-o-rama (“And Maggie Makes Three”)
Butler (“The Frying Game”)
Bodyguard of Mayor Joe Quimby (“Mayored to the Mob”)
Bootlegger as the “Beer Baron” (“Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment”) and a bootlegger of sugar.
Boxer (“The Homer They Fall”)
Broadway Actor (see Actor)
Candle maker of Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne (“I Married Marge”)
Car designer for Powell Motors (“Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?”)
Caretaker for Mr. Burns’ lodge (“Treehouse of Horror V”)
Carny (“Bart Carny”)
Celebrity assistant for Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin (“When You Dish Upon a Star”)
CEO of nuclear power plant (“C.E. D’oh”)
Chauffeur for Classy Joe’s (“Homer vs. Patty & Selma”)
Chili Taster (“El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer”)
Springfield Chief of Police (“Papa’s Got a Brand New Badge”)
Choreographer for the Super Bowl Halftime Show (“Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass”)
Chiropractor (“Pokey Mom”)
Clown as an authorized Krusty impersonator (“Homie the Clown”)
Coach for Bart’s little league American football team (“Bart Star”)
Con artist/Grifter with son Bart (“The Great Money Caper”)
Conceptual artist (“Mom and Pop Art”)
Consultant on the remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, (“Beyond Blunderdome”).
Convenience store night-clerk for the Kwik-E-Mart (“Lisa’s Pony”)
Curator of “The museum of Hollywood Jerks”, (“When You Dish Upon a Star”).
Death (“Treehouse of Horror XIV”)
Detective (“King Sized Homer”)
Dishwasher At camp See-A-Tree (“The Way We Weren’t”)
Drug Smuggler when Burns canceled the prescription drug program (“Midnight Rx”)
Door-to-door knife salesman for Slash-Co. (“I Married Marge”)
Door-to-door sugar salesman (“Lisa’s Rival”)
Door-to-door spring salesman (“The Old Man and The “C” Student”)
Employee at Gulp ‘n’ Blow Drive-through (“I Married Marge”)
Executive of Globex Corp., Cypress Creek (“You Only Move Twice”)
Executive Vice President of Power Plant (while smoking medicinal marijuana) (“Weekend at Burnsie’s”)
Farmer (“E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)”)
Film critic (“A Star is Burns”)
Film producer (“Beyond Blunderdome”)
Food critic for the Springfield Shopper. (“Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner?”)
Fortune cookie writer (“A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love”)
Fish gutter in (“Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo”)
Gravedigger (“Treehouse of Horror II”)
Grease entrepreneur (“Lard of the Dance”)
Guard of Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility (“The Wandering Juvie”)
Hippie (“D’oh-in In the Wind”)
Homophobe (“Homer’s Phobia”)
Horse Trainer of Furious D (“Saddlesore Galactica”)
Husband of Marge (Every episode) and Las Vegas wife (Amber) now divorced.
Impotency Spokesman for Viagrogaine (“Barting Over”)
Informant for the F.B.I. (“The Trouble with Trillions”)
Inventor (“The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace, Flaming Moe’s”)
sus inventos fueron: 6-legged chair, automatic hammer, lazy-bowl, everything’s O.K. alarm, and make-up gun, the flaming moe, Springy (Springfield’s Offical Mascot of failed Olympics bid)
Internet service provider (“Das Bus”)
Junior Vice-President of Compuglobalhypermeganet (“Das Bus”)
Journalist for the local news paper
Krusty Impersonator (“Homie the Clown”)
Mall Santa Claus (“Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire”)
Marriage Counselor (“Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play”)
Mascot, known as “Dancing Homer” (“Dancin’ Homer”)
Manager of Country Music performer Lurleen Lumpkin
Mayor of New Springfield (“A Tale of Two Springfields”)
Mayoral candidate (“See Homer Run”)
Mini-golf assistant for Sir Putts-A-Lot (“I Married Marge”)
Missionary (“Missionary: Impossible”)
Mob Boss (The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and His Homer)
Monorail conductor (“Marge vs. the Monorail”)
Mountain climber (“King of the Hill”)
Muscle For Hire
Musician
Member/Songwriter/Frontman of the Be Sharps (“Homer’s Barbershop Quartet”)
Composer of “Everybody Hates Ned Flanders” single with David Byrne (“Dude, Where’s My Ranch?”)
Composed songs for Lisa Simpson’s music career (“A Star is Torn”)
Night school teacher (See Teacher)
Nuclear Power Plant manager (Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore)
Oil-rig worker (“Half-Decent Proposal”)
One Man Band (“Bart Gets Famous”)

Astronauta

Owner
ZiffCorp (“The Ziff Who Came to Dinner”) actually only owned stock
SpringShield (“Papa’s Got a Brand New Badge”)
the Denver Broncos (“You Only Move Twice”)
CompuGobalHyperMegaNet – Internet based company – See Junior Vice President
Ordained Minister (“There’s Something About Marrying”)
Outsider Artist (“Mom and Pop Art”)
Panhandler (“Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore”)
Pee-Wee Football Coach (“Bart Star”)
Performance artist (“Homerpalooza”)
Personal assistant
Briefly becomes the assistant and friend of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger in (“When You Dish Upon a Star”).
Briefly taking Smithers’ place as Mr. Burns’ right-hand man. (“Homer the Smithers”)
Pie-Man (“Simple Simpson”)
Prank monkey for Mr. Burns (“Homer vs. Dignity”)
Priest (see ordained minister)
Pornstar
Prison snitch (“The Seven-Beer Snitch”)
Public speaker (“HOM?”)
Plus-size butt model (“Mommie Beerest”)
Sharping Pencils: Shown on episode 137
Roadie (“How I Spent My Strummer Vacation”)
Roadside corn salesman (“Fraudcast News”)
Railroad Engineer (implied) (“Maximum Homerdrive”)
Rastaman (“Weekend at Burnsie’s”)
Safety protester (“Homer’s Odyssey”)
Safety Salamander (“See Homer Run”)
Sailor in the Naval Reserve (“Simpson Tide”)
Sanitation Commissioner (“Trash of the Titans”)
Security guard (see Springfield Chief of Police)
Smuggler of prescription drugs and sugar for Motherloving Sugar Corp. (“Sweets and Sour Marge”)
Snitch in Mr. Burns prison. (He recieved a television, jewlery and other compensation.)
Snowplow proprietor and driver (“Mr. Plow”)
Songwriter (“A Star is Torn”)
Street musician (“Bart Gets Famous”)
Sugar salesman of Farmer Homer’s Sweet Sweet Sugar (“Lisa’s Rival”)
Superhero – the Pie Man (see Pie-Man)
Showboating coach (“Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass”)
Spokesperson/Walking Billboard, (“My Fair Laddy”)
Sprawl-Mart greeter (“On A Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister”)
Talk Show Host (“Today I am A Clown”)
Teacher (“Secrets of a Successful Marriage”)
Telemarketer (“Lisa’s Date with Density”)
Thief (“Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment”)
Tomacco Creator/Farmer/Salesman (see Farmer)
Town Crier (“Lisa the Iconoclast”)
Traveling salesman of Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic (“Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy”)
Trucker (“Maximum Homerdrive”)
Unemployed
Union leader (“Last Exit to Springfield”)
Used Car salesman (“Diatribe of a Mad Housewife”)
Vigilante (“Homer the Vigilante”)
Village Oaf (“Treehouse of Horror XI”)
Videographer various video footage for Ned’s dating video
Voice actor (“The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show”)
Webmaster (“The Computer Wore Menace Shoes”)
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Writer
Wrote an autobiography titled “Homer, I Hardly Knew Ye” (“Treehouse of Horror VII”)

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